Hell hath no fury like a man scorned.

If that man happens to be Seal and the woman who did the scorning is the delicious Heidi Klum, well, who can blame the man?

And there we were thinking that Seal was an idiot who had strayed and messed up what seemed to have been “the perfect marriage.”

Of course, there are no “perfect marriages” and Seal has now come out flapping about his ex-wife- and still current wife until their divorce is finalized- “fornicating with the help, so to say.”

Who’s “the help”?

Apparently, Ms Klum’s brutish-looking bodyguard.

Hell, who else could give the studly Seal a run for his money- and match him- inch for inch?

We love German women.