If Tom Cruise is looking for a damn good mystery to film, well, it’s right under his very big nose.

This is a thriller that has everything: Deceit, a cult, a runaway bride, a child in danger, power, greed, corruption, cover-us and a fake marriage.

This is scarier than Polanski’s “Rosemary’s Baby” ‘cos this is all happening for real.

Is someone already writing the book?

You go, girl. We’re rooting for you to beat the Hollywood system and the power wielded over the media by people like Travolta and Cruise.

Wonder what Oprah has to say about all this?

If only her couch could talk.